Women’s sports, with very few exceptions, still elicit sexist, chauvinistic reactions from too many males, especially those media types who see female athletes as androgynous, titillating, sexy, or some circus clown act.
We recently asked fans at a Minnesota Vixen football game in St. Paul if they consider the sport real or a novelty act. “I’m a fan because my daughter’s mom is playing,” responded Calvin Harris as he and daughter Kayla watched rookie Heidi Mindestrom at Concordia University, the Vixen’s home field for their final two regular-season games last month.
The Vixen is America’s longest continuously playing women’s football team. More importantly, until they take their helmets off, you wouldn’t know what gender the players are. Minnesota dominated both opponents at Concordia, outscoring them 77-13 in the two wins before heading into the Independent Women’s Football League playoffs.
Vixen football is hard-hitting action — four Wisconsin Warriors players were taken off the field after legal hits in one contest. Although their passing and kicking game is inconsistent, Minnesota’s backfield speed makes up for it as they regularly gather up huge yardage on offense. Their defense attacks the ball like bees on honey.
“We can beat anybody if we stay together and play as a team,” believes Minnesota lineman Cynthia “Red” Bryant, one of two original Vixens who have been with the team its entire 15-year existence.
“This year we have one of the best teams we’ve had in a very long time,” said eight-year veteran linebacker Drue Barber. “I can actually see this team winning the championship… I don’t see any team able to stop us.”
“It’s football,” notes Harris. “It’s proven that women can play football, too.”
Women can play basketball as well — the WNBA is in its 17th year, and the Lynx this season are celebrating 15 years. But it was more than curiosity about a new local women’s basketball team playing games at Central Gym in South Minneapolis that prompted me to check out one of those contests.
Once affiliated with the Bikini Basketball League — “Basketball League for Sexy Athletic Ladies” — the Minnesota Mist later joined the Beautiful Ballers League. Whatever — it’s tomato, to-may-toe, in my eyes. Let’s call the whole thing off.
My wish was granted when last Saturday’s scheduled Minnesota-Atlanta contest was cancelled along with the rest of the summer schedule. There’s plenty of
real women’s hoops left this summer. I watched WNBA action last Sunday, and instead of the Atlanta Peaches, the better-established Atlanta Dream played Minnesota Tuesday in downtown Minneapolis.
Bikini basketball sadly conjured up memories of a knuckleheaded women’s league’s plans to have its players wear sexy outfits. A current bikini team owner said in a press release that his players can show off “that beach body they’ve been working so hard for.”
Even the now-on-hiatus Mist, which supposedly played in sports bras and spandex shorts rather than lingerie — there is a Lingerie Football League that does just that — and despite arguments to the contrary, intentionally or unintentionally these novelty leagues cast shadows of doubt over all types of legitimate women’s basketball. They are a giant step backwards for women athletes and another laughing point for male naysayers.
I would rather see women athletes demonstrate their athletic ability in traditional athletic gear than in scanty, titillating outfits. I would rather see hoop action, not strip tease auditions.
Instead of ladies with fancy painted fingernails running pass routes, I would rather watch Bryant make a perfect pancake tackle, or Barber not allow a receiver to run past her as if her life depended on it.
“I’m glad my mom plays football, because she’s good at it,” says young Kayla of her mom.
Gender equity won’t fully be achieved and women’s sports won’t ever be seriously considered if ill-conceived novelty ventures are promoted ahead of real sports.
Minnesota Twins rookie outfielder Aaron Hicks returned to action July 2. He was placed on the disabled list with a hamstring strain and was on rehab assignment at Triple-A Rochester. But that assignment was cut short last week, and he returned to the parent club.
“We wished he could have gotten some more at-bats down there,” said Twins Manager Ron Gardenhire of Hicks’ aborted rehab stint. The intent was for the rookie to play at least four games in Rochester.
“The first thing we want to do was make sure the hamstring is healed,” said Gardenhire. “The only way you can do that is play in a game. We also wanted him to get his confidence of swinging and get his hits down there. But then we had the injury to [Josh] Willingham and had to pull him out a little bit earlier.”
“I felt real good running around down there, playing the outfield and running the bases,” said Hicks. “I felt ready to come back.”
“Right before he pulled his hammy…he was swinging the bat better and making good decisions,” recalled Gardenhire. “Then he gets hurt and has to sit out.”
“Three weeks is a long time” not to play, said Hicks.
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